I went to buy some camouflage pants
Dad can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?
Why did the coffee file a police report?
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They might crack up!
(from https://www.thepioneerwoman.com/home-lifestyle/a35617884/best-dad-jokes/)
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I went to buy some camouflage pants
but I couldn't find any.
(from https://www.thepioneerwoman.com/home-lifestyle/a35617884/best-dad-jokes/)
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Here's one of my favorite cartoons (click to enlarge):
(from https://media.benedictine.edu/weekend-memes-dad-jokes)
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Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
(From https://media.benedictine.edu/weekend-memes-dad-jokes)
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What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
(from https://media.benedictine.edu/weekend-memes-dad-jokes)
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts!
(from https://media.benedictine.edu/weekend-memes-dad-jokes)
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